GPS Fail

Paul and I walked again today but the GPS didn't work properly. This is going to throw our stats out and make us look lazier than we already are.

We did manage to dream up some crazy business ideas however - here's one that got rejected.

You know how elite athletes often sit in a bath if iced water to aid their recovery and improve their performance? Well, Paul came up with the idea of a small portable version for ************* CENSORED *****************.

It was rejected because ********************* CENSORED *******************.

Oh well, back to work.

What's with all the poo?

I'm wondering if the Man upstairs is trying to tell us something?  We saw this on Wednesday's walk - it's obvious his car got caught in "the cloud"!

Walk Stats

There's a Sh*t Cloud Comin'

This is a video we should have watched before our last walk.  From the movie Kingpin!

About Caravan covers

This week, thanks to Chadwise Gamgee, I have learned a few things about caravan covers. First off all, unexpectedly, it is the best entertainment for your wife and family. Hold on, I will explain. But first, a few rules when buying a caravan cover, or a car cover for that matter.

1. Don't be afraid to part with some cash and buy a cover from your caravan dealer; you will avoid some embarrassing moments
2. If cash is an issue, and you need to do it yourself, MEASURE the caravan before to go to the hardware shop
3. Don't buy the biggest one, just to be sure it will fit. Size doesn't always matter
4. If you didn't follow the first 3 rules and you are at home with a sheet of plastic the size of your garden, seek help!
5. Cizzors are considered help in this matter
7. Take a GPS in case you are lost under the plastic.
8. Take a bottle of water as well, can be hot under there
9. Do it at night when nobody is watching
10. Ok let's assume that you finally got it on your caravan. When walking back to your house with a grin of satisfaction on your face, you will realise that your family had the time of their live watching you doing this.

Who needs the Simpsons!!!

2010 - a Crappy Start?

Our walk today was very pleasant, about 31 degrees, overcast, great way to end the working week. It was very pleasant until we reached the Oval. Not unlike stubborn children, we kept going our usual way despite having to go through a cloud of shit! The oval was getting fertilised, and with the wind blowing our way, we got fertilised as well. I cannot describe the lingering smell that still surrounds me as I write these lines. Even my computer is looking… unpleased. My door is closed. I have the phone on my ear without anyone at the other end, just so nobody comes in my office and says “What is this smell?” I would have to lift my left arm, smell a bit and answer “I don’t know!”

We track our walks on Runkeeper.com