Tell me this - honestly what's the point of going for a walk if you're going to smoke a cigarette while you're doing it?
Either you want to die young or you don't - STOP PRETENDING.
Your choices are the following:
1/ go home, sit on the couch, chug away on a ciggy scoffing donuts, feeling like you're being over taxed
2/ give up the cigarettes and enjoy a life giving, tax free walk
I gave up smoking when I was 8 years old. Got caught (thank God).
Monday, May 31, 2010
Better weather this week
Looks like today might be a good day for a walk. Waddya reckon?
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Friday, May 14, 2010
Velcro is a Western Capitalist Conspiracy.

Paul and I have discovered that Velcro is evil. Not directly evil in itself, but it represents all that is wrong with our society. Allow me to explain.
On our walk we were talking about how nice it would be if we could detach ourselves from situations that were damaging or stressful. We has both experienced crappy days - people yelling at us, putting on pressure to suit themselves, being unreasonable, etc.
Paul said that he had decided to "detach" himself from his worries of the day. I admired that.
That got us to thinking about detachment in general and how in our society it's almost impossible to detach because everything is tied to us, occasionally stopping us from branching out and doing what we feel we'd like to do (responsibilities, the pressures of life, finances, work).
That led us to develop a general feeling of disdain towards attachment - after all we were, for that brief half an hour, detached from our worries, walking - free!
Therefore, as Velcro so easily attaches things to us, things to other things, us to other parts of us we decided that it was evil and a conspiracy to make us more attached.
Velcro is evil as it raised the general level of attachment in the world.
So there.
Sparse Walking Week
Bad weather, being busy with meetings and some illness has conspired to interrupt our walks this week. I think we've only managed two so far. Still, it doesn't stop us from philosophising about the state of the world. The next post will explain out latest epiphany.
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